Don't Get the Job

Don't Get the Job: Game Introduction

Welcome to "Don't Get the Job," the ultimate anti-employment simulator! Your goal in Don't Get the Job is simple: avoid getting hired at all costs. Don't Get the Job challenges you to navigate a series of absurd interview scenarios where your objective is to provide the most outrageous, nonsensical, or downright unhelpful answers possible. Don't Get the Job isn't about skill or competence; it's about embracing chaos and perfecting the art of self-sabotage. Each interview in Don't Get the Job presents unique questions designed to trick you into sounding professional. Don't fall for it! In Don't Get the Job, aim to be the least desirable candidate imaginable. Can you truly not get the job?

Don't Get the Job: Controls/Operations

How to Play Don't Get the Job

Playing Don't Get the Job is incredibly straightforward. The main interaction in Don't Get the Job involves answering questions.

Select Answers: Use your mouse or trackpad to click on the answer option you believe will best help you not get the job.
Keyboard Navigation (Don't Get the Job):
Arrow Keys: Use the up and down arrow keys to navigate between answer choices in Don't Get the Job.
Enter Key: Press the Enter key to confirm your selection in Don't Get the Job.
Advance Game (Don't Get the Job): After selecting an answer, the game will automatically progress to the next question or scenario in Don't Get the Job. Don't Get the Job rewards quick, decisive incompetence.

Don't Get the Job: Features

Multiple Interview Scenarios in Don't Get the Job: Experience a variety of bizarre job interviews, each with its own unique flavor of absurdity in Don't Get the Job.
Unlockable Endings in Don't Get the Job: Your choices in Don't Get the Job determine your fate. There are multiple ways to successfully not get the job.
Hilarious Dialogue in Don't Get the Job: Enjoy witty and outrageous responses designed to make you laugh while you attempt to fail in Don't Get the Job.
Challenging "Don't Get the Job" Achievements: Test your skill at not getting the job by unlocking special achievements for particularly egregious interview blunders.
Simple Yet Addictive Gameplay in Don't Get the Job: Easy to pick up, but surprisingly engaging as you strive to perfect your anti-interview technique in Don't Get the Job.

Don't Get the Job: FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions about Don't Get the Job

Q: What is the main objective of Don't Get the Job?

A: The main objective of Don't Get the Job is to avoid getting hired for any job, regardless of how desperate the employer seems. Succeed at not getting the job!

Q: Is Don't Get the Job suitable for all ages?

A: Don't Get the Job contains mild comedic themes that are generally suitable for players of most ages. Some humor may be more appreciated by older audiences, but there's nothing overtly offensive in Don't Get the Job.

Q: How many interviews are there in Don't Get the Job?

A: Don't Get the Job features a dynamic set of interviews; the exact number you encounter can vary based on your choices and how quickly you manage to not get the job.

Q: Can I replay Don't Get the Job?

A: Absolutely! Don't Get the Job is designed for replayability. You can try different answers in Don't Get the Job to explore all possible outcomes, aiming to really not get the job.

Q: What happens if I accidentally get the job in Don't Get the Job?

A: If you accidentally get the job in Don't Get the Job, the game concludes with an "unsuccessful" ending. The goal of Don't Get the Job is to avoid this at all costs. You'll then be prompted to try again in Don't Get the Job.

Q: Are there any in-app purchases in Don't Get the Job?

A: No, Don't Get the Job does not include any in-app purchases. Enjoy the full game of Don't Get the Job without any additional costs.

Q: Is Don't Get the Job available on other platforms?

A: Currently, Don't Get the Job is primarily available on [list platforms if applicable in original, otherwise state it's not specified]. Check our official page for updates on Don't Get the Job platform availability.